Amazon Dick started as a nickname for a working jazz guitarist — big sound, steady time, show up sober, leave the ego in the car. Richard registered amazondick.com for him because the name was already on every set list and every intro in the room.

Richard has been a Richard his whole life. He knows what you're thinking. So does Dick. That's why the site leans into the music instead of the mailbox humor.

Today, Amazon Dick is an AI musician: session charts, comping maps, and after-hours guitar parts generated with models, edited by humans who still care about voice leading.

Nothing dirty except the jazz — meaning grease, attitude, and a little swing in the backbeat. Not bathroom graffiti. Not shock value. Just a small club at 1 a.m. when the horn player finally nods.

Book a session or say hello →